I’m back from the motherland! Well, not really the motherland, because I technically wasn’t born there. But it’s like a motherland to me because Israel is the Jewish homeland or whatever. So I guess you could say Israel is like the step-motherland because Israel gets custody of me every couple of years. And only on the weekends. Anyway, the reason that I went this time is because A)I was in desperate need of vacation to the point where I was ...




