The reason I had to get my nails done this weekend is because I was attending a birthday party for a one-year-old that was full of Russian women waiting to judge me. If a one-year-old does not remember a birthday party, did the party happen? This is a philosophical question for another day, a day when I need more site traffic from BlogHer. What I’d really like to talk about is the quality of music at children’s birthday parties: Because ...








