So we have some Jewish holidays coming up. More specifically, the New Year. Inspired by this post, I am listing all my wrongs from the past year in hopes that the internets will forgive me. I have watched Jersey Shore, on more than one occasion, and have rejoiced when Ronnie cheats on Sammi, who is too stupid to break up with him. I have pushed past tourists on the D.C. escalators who stand on the left-hand side when everyone KNOWS ...








