July 6, 2009
I’ve been married for over eight months. This makes me a relationship expert. While I was talking this weekend with Mr. B, we got on the topic of dating and marriage. As we were talking, I thought “If this conversation were public, it would definitely offend the greatest number of people possible. Time to post it!” We decided that Americans are way too picky when they date, for all the wrong reasons, which is why some Americans tend to marry ...
July 4, 2009
Heppy Fort ov Dzhuly is what I wish people when I feel like being ironic and sport my FOB accent. But if there wasn’t a Fort ov Dzhuly, I wouldn’t have my ironic accent. Or my ironic keffyieh shirt. Or an American education, American job, or American anything. I’d probably just be sitting in Russia. I’d probably have a going-nowhere job and come home to tons of housework every night in my miniscule apartment that was 40 or 50 years ...