August 17, 2009
It’s my mom’s birthday. To celebrate, I came up with a list of ten reasons why she is my favorite mom. 10. She has a pair of Elie Tahari sandals that she bought by accident (because she never buys brand name shoes), and always tells everyone that she has brand name shoes, but when they ask her which brand, she doesn’t remember, so she says Pavarotti, and starts singing opera. 9. She loves Mr. B and cooks him lots of ...
July 12, 2009
The parents came this weekend for my dad’s birthday: Whenever the parents come, they come under the assumption that suburban Washington, DC is a third world country struggling with inflation and that we are not capable of purchasing of the vital food supplies that are readily available throughout southeastern Pennsylvania. As a result, we now have a watermelon, three more loaves of bread, two cakes, and a basketful of peaches and apples. My mom was going to make me soup ...