February 7, 2012
“Happy Birthday, Mr. Copperfield!” “Why thank you, sweet literary agent. How kind of you to bring me this bounteous cake. When I was but a child, I was deprived of sweets of any kind, an experience I’ve recreated in Oliver Twist, as you may recall..” “Yeah, yeah. Listen, sir. We’re gonna need to re-release your classics so we can make money off your birthday.” “A fair assessment, lad. I wouldn’t be against such a fortuitous endeavour as long ...
February 6, 2012
I’ve been trying to get Mr. B to come see War Horse ironically with me, but he just will not budge, because according to him, this movie looks like it would be “the stupidest movie I’ve ever seen.” This is coming from a man who made me watch Underworld with him. I know this movie is going to be terrible because just looking at the poster hurts me physically, but Downton Abbey is over and Sherlock is dead-ish (MORIARTY ...