Gif posts only from now on

When I have homework due every week for two classes

on the same day that I also have to work late

it’s kind of hard to get the novel going because

Not to mention the millions of other little tasks that come up.


So then I try to write a short blog post instead.

The current topics swirling in my head are: WTF is going on with Russian Jews? Women in tech. Philadelphia. Places where I’m reading. Etc. But every time I try to write, I don’t have enough time.

What I really mean is that I’m reading Buzzfeed.

And I’m like, “Look at all these posts written entirely in GIFs! With hundreds of comments.”

Then I look at all the long, thoughtful posts I’ve written with 0 comments and I’m all like,

So I’ve decided from now on all my posts will be gif-oriented. ┬áTo attract the people that read Buzzfeed.

Oh wait, though, I read Buzzfeed.

Rock on, dudes.





4 thoughts on “Gif posts only from now on

  1. I do too! But I usually just read on my phone and nod along or something. But I have to admit – this was pretty funny. I don’t surf the internet (do people still; say that?) so I don’t see these gif things and this post made me LOL. Super funny!

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