August 31, 2011
Hi! I’m a blogger and I used to be really cool and funny and as a result, I got TONS of traffic. And, OMG advertisers started e-mailing me, too, which makes me feel really important. So instead of writing the smart, moving, and beautifully-written content that I got noticed for, I am whoring myself out for a $20 Steak n’ Shake Maker, $100 Knife, or a book that I could have potentially bought by foregoing my weekly latte. And I ...
August 30, 2011
Grad school is hard. I know this because I just got back from my first class, Microeconomics, and the only thing I understood was the Academic Integrity Policy on the syllabus. Aka, don’t be shady. Everyone in the class is in the PhD program, unlike me who would slit her wrists if she had to do anymore than two years, and wears sweatpants and jeans and anime shirts. I come in straight from work, buttoned up, hair up, head still ...