Try to muster up 30 minutes to take pictures of the house for the blog. Realize that your camera, your camera cord, and your computer are on three different floors. Also, your computer is lying down, turned on, on the carpet of your office. Not worth it.
Drive to IKEA to return defective chair
Feel like you’re a prisoner of IKEA. A prisoner of economics.
Since everything else is EXPENSIVE AS HELL, decide, after three weeks of looking online for alternatives, that you will buy an IKEA desk, even though you’ve been burned in the past.
Desk is in-stock, legs are out of stock.
You will have to drive to IKEA AGAIN.
But not today.
Hate your life.
Hate your husband.
Drive to Home Depot.
Realize you also need charcoal, lighter fluid, spatula, weed killer.
Connect Home Depot to your checking account automatically.
Think about how you will have to go to IKEA today again after work.