I guess I could make this all meta and take screenshots of this blog Before Philly and After Philly, but I don’t want to depress myself anymore. I gotta go. It’s time for me to read more in-depth about that turnover and then, later, deer-hunting season. Which, come to think of it, exemplify American exceptionalism.


Dear friend, I live in RENO, the biggest friggin little city…just remember, your suffering? it’s all relative.
Shhh. You’re interrupting my martyrdom.