The Back-up plan


Since the concert , I’ve been thinking about where I could meet Russian guys.

I mean, it’s not an active thing, but since you know how hypochondriac and fatalist and pessimistic  I am (not to mention the fact that God loves to mess with me), it’s only natural that Mr. B’s and my relationship is too good to last and something will happen to one of us (knock on wood. Not like it will help.)

P.S. Do you know what is a bad activity for people who are afraid of sudden diseases and body paralysis? Horseback riding!

So I’ve been brainstorming about where I could meet someone that fulfills all of the following criteria:

I mean, it’s not an active thing, but since you know how hypochondriac and fatalist and pessimistic  I am (not to mention the fact that God loves to mess with me), it’s only natural that Mr. B’s and my relationship is too good to last and something will happen to one of us (knock on wood. Not like it will help.)

P.S. Do you know what is a bad activity for people who are afraid of sudden diseases and body paralysis? Horseback riding!

So I’ve been brainstorming about where I could meet someone that fulfills all of the following criteria:

It’s a pretty big list, but I am picking a person to spend the next X years with, not curtains.  The problem is that you cannot meet people like this in Philadelphia because it is hard to find orange peelers. Let’s break it down.

The natural habitats for many Eastern European men out and about in the Philly metro area include:

My natural habitats include:

So basically, there is no way I would ever come across Russian Jewish fellows unless I stepped up my game; namely, started being less like Belle (WEIRD), or started to find places where weird guys hang out.  I’m thinking UPenn, in which case, it’s time to stop watching Disney clips and start hitting the GRE/GMAT books. Really hard. Like $41,000 worth of  Wharton MBA scholarships hard.  Back to Youtube it is for me.

Fortunately the only guy I’m interested in  can be found reliably in one place right now-with me from Friday night to midday Sunday. ( A++++, would marry again. )