Chat with Mr. B
Mr. B: *turns on song*
Me: Is that Prince? (Mr. B has been into Prince lately)
Mr. B: No. Listen closer, idiot.
Me: *halfway through the song* It’s Prince?
Mr. B: Does that sound like a man to you?
The song is Simply the Best.
Mr. B: You have problems.
Me: What! I can’t help it that she sounds like a man. I thought that Modern Talking was women until I was 15 and my parents disillusioned me.
Mr. B: You really do have problems. turns on Modern Talking Wow. They really do sound like women.